I wish I could be sleeping forever.
If there’s one thing I like, it’s koala and turtles.
I don’t want to physically be abuse, and especially verbally be abused. But it’s not like you’ll stop. So I’ll just leave.
You don’t need me anyways, what’s the point of keeping me around since I’m such a burden to you.
I like to stay quiet until I’m alone so I could cry without anybody knowing.
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
Holy shit there’s a spider next to me at subway. What do I do